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"Noelle", or a cheesy cheery Christmas story.
In an effort to escape the existential dread of everyday life, I've turned to Christmas movies and their unconsequential feel-good stories.
Dec 27, 20203 min read


"Camp Rock", or when drama comes to music camp.
This 2008 style catastrophe is an iconic movie that jump started the careers of Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers.
Oct 26, 20205 min read


“The Devil Wears Prada”, or too much whining, not enough grinding.
Andy darling, you are young, you are adorable, you are naive as f*ck. I hate to break it to you baby girl but...
Sep 14, 20208 min read


"Princess Protection Program", or the worst orientation ever.
Starring Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato as the two leads, this Original Movie is peak late 2000s-early 2010s golden age of Disney Channel.
Aug 26, 20204 min read


"Descendants", or when Disney gets on the fanfiction train.
Why on earth is Ben, a sixteen year-old child, being crowned king when both his parents are alive and well and still young enough?
Aug 3, 202012 min read
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